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The Geography Of Bliss-Write About Here

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The ship IS the destination I was happy to learn the world wouldn't end today because it is already tomorrow here in Australia Geography is the topography of ignorance, a finite disappointment not only  when the map becomes the territory, but when you actually visit these hole in the wall places. In most cases, it's a lot better to transcend reality with imagination, re-framing the conversation. "Melbourne was awesome", "Ghana? Amazing!" India? a magical delight".   The future just isn't what it used to be. Nevertheless, there is not one ship that doesn't sail to a port where life is not uncomfortable.  Yet, you don't quit countries, you quit people, and I have to say the best ships are friendships, and I have met some amazing people while sailing around the world. Impossible Is Nothing The Patron Saint of  Optimism-Another dopeless hope fiend! Going out to sea is  the infinity of hope, the preview of life's coming attractions wher...

The Geography Of Bliss-Write About Here

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The ship IS the destination I was happy to learn the world wouldn't end today because it is already tomorrow here in Australia Geography is the topography of ignorance, a finite disappointment not only  when the map becomes the territory, but when you actually visit these hole in the wall places. In most cases, it's a lot better to transcend reality with imagination, re-framing the conversation. "Melbourne was awesome", "Ghana? Amazing!" India? a magical delight".   The future just isn't what it used to be. Nevertheless, there is not one ship that doesn't sail to a port where life is not uncomfortable.  Yet, you don't quit countries, you quit people, and I have to say the best ships are friendships, and I have met some amazing people while sailing around the world. Impossible Is Nothing The Patron Saint of  Optimism-Another dopeless hope fiend! Going out to sea is  the infinity of hope, the preview of life's...

Fiji Islands-Rocky Mountain High

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Fiji Islands - Ocean Navigator ⊕ 🧭 Fiji Islands - Fee-Gee Coming home to a place I've never been before. It's Fee-Gee (Fiji) OMG I'm a Country Boy John Denver visited this island today - Sunshine On My Shoulders. You can't get any further away before you start coming back. Imagine sailing across the blue waters of the South Pacific, passing by idyllic islands, teeming with exotic fish and majestic coral reefs--Oh wait I don't have to use my imagination because what you see is what you get. Bula! 🌺 Fiji Island Adventures On Fiji Islands - Suva - PineApple Express Fiji - Dravuni - Another Day Another Island - Escape To Reality ...

Africa-A Review From Exactly A Year Ago!

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I had a liquid Vacation- a Corona and started walking....... 2011 World Cruise Day 96 of 110 @ sea. A Year ago today I was on the final segment headed for London in West Africa. My college Roommate GervΓ‘sio Francisco Das Neves' homeland  of SΓ£o TomΓ© and PrΓ­ncipe  was finally within sight. Grey Matters- Who needed Facebook or  wifi ---consciousness was wireless--- I drew a laptop with my index finger in the sand  and began typing....S.O.S. and the Sting's soundtrack to Message in The Bottle started playing in my 3lb universe-my brain No Man Is An Island, yet after age 40, land is seldom seen and you can count your friends on one hand.I am an expat, yet not every country will do. I don't know why, some countries fill the gaps and others emphasize my expat-ness. In reality those that satisfy me are those who simply allow me to live with my ''idea of them."Life’s a beach in an ocean of ennui is the take away from the Maldives. These Islands are ...

Africa-A Review From Exactly A Year Ago!

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I had a liquid Vacation- a Corona and started walking....... 2011 World Cruise Day 96 of 110 @ sea. A Year ago today I was on the final segment headed for London in West Africa. My college Roommate GervΓ‘sio Francisco Das Neves' homeland  of SΓ£o TomΓ© and PrΓ­ncipe  was finally within sight. Grey Matters- Who needed Facebook or  wifi ---consciousness was wireless--- I drew a laptop with my index finger in the sand  and began typing....S.O.S. and the Sting's soundtrack to Message in The Bottle started playing in my 3lb universe-my brain No Man Is An Island, yet after age 40, land is seldom seen and you can count your friends on one hand.I am an expat, yet not every country will do. I don't know why, some countries fill the gaps and others emphasize my expat-ness. In reality those that satisfy me are those who simply allow me to live with my ''idea of them."Life’s a beach in an ocean of ennui is the take away from the Maldives. These ...

A Boat Load of Thomas Kinkade

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Art Director Ed Reif with Port And Shopping Guide Mike Thomspon discuss collecting "The Painter of Light" Thomas Kinkade and his art--- moments of divine inspiration. What drove the massive popularity of the late artist?  These five words (also known as the five P's) just about sum up how we should collect art-Prestige Provenance Process Production and Proportion.

A Boat Load of Thomas Kinkade

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Art Director Ed Reif with Port And Shopping Guide Mike Thomspon discuss collecting "The Painter of Light" Thomas Kinkade and his art--- moments of divine inspiration. What drove the massive popularity of the late artist?  These five words (also known as the five P's) just about sum up how we should collect art-Prestige Provenance Process Production and Proportion.

St. Thomas- Time Flys When You're Having Rum

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The menu is the meal. Laziness is the religion of the 21st century vacationers who come here to drink,swim and relax. And religion is the opiate of the masses and the masses of opiates a tourist can do religiously starts with rum... Let me slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma. Welcome to  America Lite- where everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.

St. Thomas- Time Flys When You're Having Rum

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The menu is the meal. Laziness is the religion of the 21st century vacationers who come here to drink,swim and relax. And religion is the opiate of the masses and the masses of opiates a tourist can do religiously starts with rum... Let me slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma. Welcome to  America Lite- where everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.

St Croix- United States of Unconsciousness

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Awesome beaches . Time for a brain dump and This Anti-Aging/Mediterranean Low Information Diet--Ya live longer. Tastes like Chicken. Same Same Only Different here in the Caribbean. Sea♯Pachelbel's Cannon

St Croix- United States of Unconsciousness

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Awesome beaches . Time for a brain dump and This Anti-Aging/Mediterranean Low Information Diet--Ya live longer. Tastes like Chicken. Same Same Only Different here in the Caribbean. Sea♯Pachelbel's Cannon

Crossroad Centre Antigua

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When all you care about is here, this is a good   place to be  Traveling is like shaving, If I'm doing it everyday, I start to look like a bum. On the other hand, You can only quit once. Now is not a good time. “Addicted to traveling”  or for that matter “Addicted to all-non working activities” shouldn’t be  a new reason for self-hatred or a diagnosis, rather a pursuit like the arts and entertainment, that permit self-exploration and satisfy your psycho-social needs.  Clapton is God and God is Expensive-6 weeks for six week for $31500.You know, addiction isn't the problem - it's the solution!   You see, in general, if a pastime is not classy, those who love it are labeled with the Dr Phil-Drew-Oprah Psycho Babble rhetoric of “addict.” Opera and Symphony  aficionados, on the other hand  are “passionate” and "driven".   Loading the cultural dice in favor of “reality” over fantasy, we get the sense of   adventure beat...

Crossroad Centre Antigua

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When all you care about is here, this is a good   place to be  Traveling is like shaving, If I'm doing it everyday, I start to look like a bum. On the other hand, You can only quit once. Now is not a good time. “Addicted to traveling”  or for that matter “Addicted to all-non working activities” shouldn’t be  a new reason for self-hatred or a diagnosis, rather a pursuit like the arts and entertainment, that permit self-exploration and satisfy your psycho-social needs.  Clapton is God and God is Expensive-6 weeks for six week for $31500.You know, addiction isn't the problem - it's the solution!   You see, in general, if a pastime is not classy, those who love it are labeled with the Dr Phil-Drew-Oprah Psycho Babble rhetoric of “addict.” Opera and Symphony  aficionados, on the other hand  are “passionate” and "driven".   Loading the cultural dice in favor of “reality” over fantasy, we get the sense of ...

St Lucia - Banana Bread Winner

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Shopportunity Banana Republic is a popular choice for the fashion forward man . The future is already here in the port town of Castries. It's just not evenly distributed yet. Time to enforce The Buffet Rule of banana re-distribution.

St Lucia - Banana Bread Winner

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Shopportunity Banana Republic is a popular choice for the fashion forward man . The future is already here in the port town of Castries. It's just not evenly distributed yet. Time to enforce The Buffet Rule of banana re-distribution.

Grenada-How The East Was Won

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Blogging is literature in a hurry-a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. Sometimes it’s pure digital narcissism, other times, juvenile escapism, today it’s just plain old navel gazing geo politics. Madison, Kennedy and Reagan aren’t just popular   stripper names, they are also US President’s.  The Fascists gun in the west--- 666---(Count the letters) R-o-n-a-l-d W-i-l-s-o-n R-e-a-g-a-n ordered one of the  most absurd invasions of American history,  the tiny island of Grenada, which I happened to visit today.  Ron  would later joke that he had to do it because Grenada was the world's largest producer of nutmeg. "You can't make eggnog without nutmeg” This was known as MY way or  “The Sinatra Doctrine”. The West against The  Rest Once you go Communist you never go back is the Brezhnev Doctrine. While   this Caribbean Island has little geopolitical significance. The so called “liberation” of Grenada was a black swan event, bec...

Grenada-How The East Was Won

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Blogging is literature in a hurry-a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. Sometimes it’s pure digital narcissism, other times, juvenile escapism, today it’s just plain oldl navel gazing geo politics. Madison, Kennedy and Regan aren’t just popular   stripper names, they are also US President’s.  The Fascists gun in the west--- 666---(Count the letters) R-o-n-a-l-d W-i-l-s-o-n R-e-a-g-a-n ordered one of the  most absurd invasions of American history,  the tiny island of Grenada, which I happened to visit today.  Ron  would later joke that he had to do it because Grenada was the world's largest producer of nutmeg. "You can't make eggnog without nutmeg” This was known as MY way or  “The Sinatra Doctrine”. The West against The  Rest Once you go Communist you never go back is the Brezhnev Doctrine. While   this Caribbean Island has little geopolitical significance. The so called “liberation” of Grenada was a black s...

Cruising with Kierkegaard: Sons of Beaches

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Leave the breif case, take the sun block. “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” ― SΓΈren Kierkegaard A passport can be a diploma (for a crash course in cultural relativism), The Inner Nightclub of Everlasting Joy. The sex of travel-First you do it for fun, now I seeing the locals, like me, as usual, doing it for money. My personal gold standard for the most attractive example of chaotic urban vitality is Bangkok. Once you label me you negate me. Paris is a business class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo on take off, Santorini, Greece a brain dump, New York, a vodka martini served straight up with a twist. The difference between the “tourist” and the “traveler,” is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile, not much. Some times I leave my ASSumptions at home, sometimes I don’t. When I don’t, I’m just a tourist complaining about the people, the food and water, and slow internet connection, or InterNOt-none at all , “Nothing here is the way...

Cruising with Kierkegaard: Sons of Beaches

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Leave the breif case, take the Komodo dragon “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” ― SΓΈren Kierkegaard A passport can be a diploma (for a crash course in cultural relativism), The Inner Nightclub of Everlasting Joy. The sex of travel-First you do it for fun, now I seeing the locals as usual, doing it for money. My personal gold standard for the most attractive example of chaotic urban vitality is Bangkok. Once you label me you negate me. Paris is a business class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo on take off, Santorini, Greece a brain dump, New York, a vodka martini served straight up with a twist. The difference between the “tourist” and the “traveler,” is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile, not much. Some times I leave my ASSumptions at home, sometimes I don’t. When I don’t, I’m just a tourist complaining about the people, the food and water, and slow internet connection, or InterNOt-none at all , “Nothing here is the way...

Barbados-An Embarrassment of Coconuts

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If St Maarten is the Mitt Romney of vacation destinations---self restraint in an age of rage, then Barbados is the Keith Richards of the Caribbean--it's over the hill, showing signs of age but can still belt out the kareoke hits of Paradise it once sang. A sort of life is going on, beating with a reasonable version of a pulse, but that life consists for the most part of travelers like myself. The very unspoiledness you are there to experience still shows up in unexpected ways, like the coconuts and the flowers. Caribbean Roadkill- What Am I doing Here? The newly refurbished Fairmont Royal Pavillion is beautiful. Yet I always end up in that part of the Carribean which has been made almost exactly the same as everywhere else in the world for the sake of Cruise Ships who have come all this way to "inhabit" a port for 6 hours. To be a cruise ship tourist in the Caribbean to escape accountability. Quirks and flaws don't stick to you the way they do back home. Sushi Cruisi...

Barbados-An Embarrassment of Coconuts

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If St Maarten is the Mitt Romney of vacation destinations---self restraint in an age of rage, then Barbados is the Keith Richards of the Caribbean--it's over the hill, showing signs of age but can still belt out the kareoke hits of Paradise it once sang. A sort of life is going on, beating with a reasonable version of a pulse, but that life consists for the most part of travelers like myself. The very unspoiledness you are there to experience still shows up in unexpected ways, like the coconuts and the flowers. Caribbean Roadkill- What Am I doing Here? The newly refurbished Fairmont Royal Pavillion is beautiful. Yet I always end up in that part of the Carribean which has been made almost exactly the same as everywhere else in the world for the sake of Cruise Ships who have come all this way to "inhabit" a port for 6 hours. To be a cruise ship tourist in the Caribbean to escape accountability. Quirks and flaws don't stick to you the way they do back home. Sus...

Dominica-Carpe Manana-Seize the Tomorrow

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When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat. Island life is Project Manana. I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good Tourist because I like to form my own opinions Is it Manana yet. MaΓ±ana: 1. Tomorrow 2. An unspecified future time Christopher Columbus never actually discovered Dominica, it had merely been detected. After he spotted the island on a Sunday (dominica in Latin, domingo in Spanish...you get the idea). It's more like manana-nothing much gets done on time when it happens, it just happens, life goes on, and you can just pee in the ocean. Carpe Diem verses Carpe MaΓ±ana.

Dominica-Carpe Manana-Seize the Tomorrow

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When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat. Island life is Project Manana. I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good Tourist because I like to form my own opinions Is it Manana yet. MaΓ±ana: 1. Tomorrow 2. An unspecified future time Christopher Columbus never actually discovered Dominica, it had merely been detected. After he spotted the island on a Sunday (dominica in Latin, domingo in Spanish...you get the idea). It's more like manana-nothing much gets done on time when it happens, it just happens, life goes on, and you can just pee in the ocean. Carpe Diem verses Carpe MaΓ±ana.

Basseterre St Kitts-Beautiful Day

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You love this town Even if that doesn't ring true You've been all over And it's been all over you It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away It's a beautiful day What you don't have you don't need it now What you don't know you can feel it somehow What you don't have you don't need it now Don't need it now It's a beautiful day .

Basseterre St Kitts-Beautiful Day

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You love this town Even if that doesn't ring true You've been all over And it's been all over you It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away It's a beautiful day What you don't have you don't need it now What you don't know you can feel it somehow What you don't have you don't need it now Don't need it now It's a beautiful day .

Napoleon Complex-St Maarten

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I am about to go to the zoo, and see all the stuffed animals in their cages. What I mean is the Disneyland effect--bring in tons of white sand, add a backdrop of palm trees and colonial shops, and the copy is better than the orginal- It's beautiful and predicatble, like plastic surgery. The statue's not the saint, but the menu is the meal. Yet, Sint Maarten has a retro Carib-vibe going on in that magical strip of land called Phillipsburg beach, on the Dutch side.    I wrote about this before , The Merchants of Venice ., and can say the same for The Caribbean: It's not just visited by tourists, but inhabited by them. It seems in the gaze of locals that "we" are just one critical mass, and more than that ,"Always here" and "Here comes everybody!".

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