Chaos Theory Paul Cézanne said we live in a rainbow of chaos. Here I am at The Hermitage in front of his paintings that were "transfered" after WW2. Chaos to me is rejecting all you have learned. Chaos is being yourself...
Seven Years in Tibet verse Seven Minutes in Debtor's Prison
Greetings from Somewhere Over The Rainbow--Saint Petersburg. It is huge--there is a kind of quality in quantity. Anything you build on a large scale or with intense passion invites chaos. St Pete is a large-scale city of haunting magnificence, an imperial capital that Peter the Great began building almost 3 centuries ago. 
Yet, there is a stillness to Petersburg, unlike say an asian city like Bangkok--or Here Comes Everywhere--- a happy chaos, completely unaggressive, you hardly hear a rude noise or anyone shouting. Nobody cares. The great mingle-mangle flows smoothly and you wonder how so many cars and people can be jammed into such a small space and not one soul seems disturbed.
Vodka your plants
Russia, on the other hand, is no longer a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma .It is a tragedy wrapped in a failed system inside a catastrophe to come. The problem with the rest of the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Instead of paint, they use vodka. I am impressed: "Wow, you painted your city vodka?". Demon Vodka is everywhere. God is dead is trivia. Now God just says, `No´`. Among the isms these day, pessimism range from the inabilty to scold their cats in their lackadaisical litter-box use to an ``Oh Well´ shrug of, Í´m so bored, I think I´ll `flip my car´´. Seven months of depression followed by four months of disappointment.Я устал от пытается найти счастье в себе ложь и лекарственных препаратов. Если я вам понадоблюсь, я буду в баре.
I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income! General Secretary Gorbachev stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn’t work, but 90% of Russian women do.
They make up the bulk of the work force and are dressed to kill, and would make great prom dates´, or better yet, strip club-bacholor party girls.. Plus, there´s no fallout from professors and family when they admit, I´m a nude dancer trying to finish my Ph.D. It´s heroic
Makes me think of Politics, and President´s who also could be strippers, names like Madison,Taylor,Kennedy, and Reagan, who when they did their job right, suspended our country´s disbelief, and the bald spot and the mortgage ceased to exist.
On Reagan’s watch, the USSR collapsed, and I can still hear those regular words, Tear Down This Wall... and the extra crispy, ``My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes´
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