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In Dog Years I have only had one beer

The Most Interesting Man In The World is based on an advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer. The captions typically follow the phrasal template “I don’t always X, but when I do, I Y.”

"I don't often miss a spot shaving, but when I do I feel it compulsively all day"

Two horses. or Dos Equis... whichever you prefer...